The Facts:
In the episode “Death In Bloom” Peppermint Butler shows Finn & Jake how to enter the Land Of The Dead. It is noted that the way Peppermint Butler does this by focusing on the wall is actually a technique used in occult practices for entering other dimensions. This occult practice has been performed and deemed successful on many accounts from ancient times to our modern age. It has been claimed as a supposed successful practice from Aleister Crowley to even David Bowie. It has now been documented as a successful means of entering other dimensions on television by Mr. Peppermint Butler himself.
The Truth About Peppermint Butler:
I have discovered from an inside source that Peppermint Butler is in fact a member of the Hermetic Order Of The Golden Dawn. It is thought that Peppermint Butler could possibly even perhaps be the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley in certain circles.
In Conclusion:
These facts have accurately proven significant insights into Peppermint Butler’s character. It provides us with an answer about Peppermint Butler’s relationship with Death and his hidden evilness. It also leads one to a possible explanation of the dead goblin in the episode “The Eyes” since it is plausible that Peppermint Butler killed the goblin in an occult sacrifice.
To further defend these conclusions about Peppermint Butler the same informant who provided the inside info for this expose’ has also leaked the following never before seen artwork of Peppermint Butler dressed as Aleister Crowley. This image further proves the statements made in this shocking but accurate expose’.
- Anonymous

Submitted by Brian C.